I am half of Steve and Matt Are Jerks dot comRead longer-form entries here at my other blogTumblr (3.0; @stevemoffett)http://stevemoffett.tumblr.com/<img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuocqtRonr1qz8fnho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I waited like 15 years to take this picture and then looked the wrong damn way!</p>http://stevemoffett.tumblr.com/post/284105100http://stevemoffett.tumblr.com/post/284105100Mon, 14 Dec 2009 22:37:41 -0500<img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kunu8ybceD1qz8fnho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Living the high life at the Rutgers Christmas party.</p>http://stevemoffett.tumblr.com/post/283587618http://stevemoffett.tumblr.com/post/283587618Mon, 14 Dec 2009 15:58:14 -0500<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://stevemoffett.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/282008760/tumblr_kulvmnSY1C1qz8fnh&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>Parade of the Wooden Soldiers — The Crystals</p> <p>From “A Christmas Gift For You From Phil Spector.”</p> <p>The album is apparently Brian Wilson’s all-time favorite.</p>http://stevemoffett.tumblr.com/post/282008760http://stevemoffett.tumblr.com/post/282008760Sun, 13 Dec 2009 14:32:47 -0500<a href="http://stevemoffettstories.tumblr.com/post/274055424/yes-you-will">Here is a totally new story for you to enjoy.</a>http://stevemoffett.tumblr.com/post/274058203http://stevemoffett.tumblr.com/post/274058203Mon, 07 Dec 2009 22:03:00 -0500<a href="http://www.hulu.com/watch/112743/30-rock-take-510">Hulu - 30 Rock: Take #510</a>: <p>(via <a href="http://petpolitics.tumblr.com/">petpolitics</a>)</p> <p>Lolz.</p>http://stevemoffett.tumblr.com/post/273139510http://stevemoffett.tumblr.com/post/273139510Mon, 07 Dec 2009 07:42:26 -0500<a href="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3133007071820836432&hl=en">You know what? If you don't like this movie I wrote with Joe Snee in 2006, then you can geeeeeeeeeet out.</a>http://stevemoffett.tumblr.com/post/270905217http://stevemoffett.tumblr.com/post/270905217Sat, 05 Dec 2009 18:52:45 -0500<a href="http://stevemoffettstories.tumblr.com/post/270452314/you-already-know-too-much">Here's a Christmas story I wrote six years ago for you all. It is 1000 words long.</a>http://stevemoffett.tumblr.com/post/270457039http://stevemoffett.tumblr.com/post/270457039Sat, 05 Dec 2009 11:39:00 -0500<a href="http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=12052009">Yesterday I was surprised with the prospect of no work all day today and it's been a long time. This is pretty much how it's gonna go.</a>http://stevemoffett.tumblr.com/post/270403084http://stevemoffett.tumblr.com/post/270403084Sat, 05 Dec 2009 10:39:36 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/XPTpjK88apc&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/XPTpjK88apc&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Forgive me, inner nerd Steve, but this looks really, really bad.</p>http://stevemoffett.tumblr.com/post/270382737http://stevemoffett.tumblr.com/post/270382737Sat, 05 Dec 2009 10:15:52 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/CMHtimeHX8k&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/CMHtimeHX8k&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>The Flaming Lips — Feeling Yourself Disintegrate</p> <p>This is one of the band’s favorite own songs.</p>http://stevemoffett.tumblr.com/post/269561768http://stevemoffett.tumblr.com/post/269561768Fri, 04 Dec 2009 18:37:29 -0500<img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktxgmyJMvo1qz8fnho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>It’s that kind of day.</p>http://stevemoffett.tumblr.com/post/263545303http://stevemoffett.tumblr.com/post/263545303Mon, 30 Nov 2009 10:06:37 -0500<img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktuozoVrZ01qz8fnho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>An Old Fashioned is not a martini</p>http://stevemoffett.tumblr.com/post/261513476http://stevemoffett.tumblr.com/post/261513476Sat, 28 Nov 2009 22:14:16 -0500<img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktssvrGfOn1qz8fnho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Sometimes the lab is like a cave</p>http://stevemoffett.tumblr.com/post/260176183http://stevemoffett.tumblr.com/post/260176183Fri, 27 Nov 2009 21:43:06 -0500<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://stevemoffett.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/259154831/tumblr_ktr6npDcKa1qz8fnh&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>The Unicorns — Ghost Mountain</p> <p>Lots of memories from this song!</p>http://stevemoffett.tumblr.com/post/259154831http://stevemoffett.tumblr.com/post/259154831Fri, 27 Nov 2009 00:45:25 -0500<img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktqptxoY2c1qz8fnho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Zapp Brannigan: “Double yes!”</p>http://stevemoffett.tumblr.com/post/258791002http://stevemoffett.tumblr.com/post/258791002Thu, 26 Nov 2009 18:42:01 -0500<img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktqj2uf7YY1qz8fnho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Yes.</p>http://stevemoffett.tumblr.com/post/258661540http://stevemoffett.tumblr.com/post/258661540Thu, 26 Nov 2009 16:16:10 -0500<embed src="http://c.brightcove.com/services/viewer/federated_f8/271557407" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" flashvars="videoId=1906851268&playerId=271557407&viewerSecureGatewayURL=https://console.brightcove.com/services/amfgateway&servicesURL=http://services.brightcove.com/services&cdnURL=http://admin.brightcove.com&domain=embed&autoStart=false&" base="http://admin.brightcove.com" name="flashObj" width="400" height="339" seamlesstabbing="false" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" swliveconnect="true" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash"></embed><br/><br/><p>Here’s one of my favorite Christmas movies (in its entirety, with no interruptions), Christmas On Mars, starring the Flaming Lips. They are masters of texture, visual and aural, if not dialogue or editing. If it had a rating it would be ‘R’. Happy start of the Christmas season!</p>http://stevemoffett.tumblr.com/post/257165065http://stevemoffett.tumblr.com/post/257165065Wed, 25 Nov 2009 13:25:00 -0500<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://widgets.nbc.com/o/4727a250e66f9723/4b0c913f86e7ef91/4b0bf6bfd7861cdd/f57487b4/-cpid/da3c52a3c59c26e7" id="W4727a250e66f97234b0c913f86e7ef91" width="400" height="294"><param name="movie" value="http://widgets.nbc.com/o/4727a250e66f9723/4b0c913f86e7ef91/4b0bf6bfd7861cdd/f57487b4/-cpid/da3c52a3c59c26e7" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="allowNetworking" value="all" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /></object><br/><br/><p>This is a pretty impressive impression.</p>http://stevemoffett.tumblr.com/post/256326042http://stevemoffett.tumblr.com/post/256326042Tue, 24 Nov 2009 21:07:54 -0500<img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktmk13P7ur1qz8fnho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Lolz.</p>http://stevemoffett.tumblr.com/post/255834078http://stevemoffett.tumblr.com/post/255834078Tue, 24 Nov 2009 12:46:15 -0500<img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktivejkOmF1qz8fnho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Operation Delicious: Taco Bell cheese roll-up inside a volcano taco.</p>http://stevemoffett.tumblr.com/post/253243620http://stevemoffett.tumblr.com/post/253243620Sun, 22 Nov 2009 13:01:35 -0500